Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

I don’t have bad auditions. Wait, that came out wrong. I mean to say that I am usually pretty confident at auditions. I get nervous sometimes, sure, but never so much that it distracts from my performance. I’m a good cold reader, and I’ve got a...

I Am Thus Resolved

Happy New Year! As per usual, resolutions abound. This year, I resolve to lose fifty pounds. This is different from my usual resolution to “lose weight,” which technically I have succeeded in doing every year that I made the resolution. However, I’ve...