Novella Violet

Tremble, all ye who behold: The Spawn of Direnerd!My good friends Dan and Vicky have reproduced! Let’s all say Hey There! to Novella Violet Telfer. O Happy Day!I take particular pride in this momentous occasion, as I am entirely, one hundred percent responsible...

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts: Can’t Lose!

O Frabjous Day! Friday Night Lights has been renewed for a third season in a unique deal with DirecTV. Apparently, the head of DirecTV is just a big fan of the show and was willing to shell out whatever it took just to make sure they kept making it, regardless of...

His Dark Materials

I had to read them, didn’t I? After all, I do yammer on about being an atheist, so obviously that meant I would have to read Philip Pullman’s trilogy. It’s a bedtime story for atheists everywhere! Right?Well, no, not so much.Mr. Pullman may well be...