Current weight: 283.0 lbs
Weight lost to date: 0.6 lbs

Son of a bitch! Okay, this last week was entirely my fault. Although you know who has to share some of the blame? Jesus. Damn Easter candy. Mandy has this thing for pastel-colored M&Ms, and we’ve gone through like four bags of the stuff in the last week. And Oreos. I’m not sure how that happened, but there were quite a few of those too. Also, yesterday the family celebrated Mandy’s grandmother’s ninetieth birthday at Maggiano’s in Schaumburg, so you know we ate well.

The goal for this week: Lay off the damn candy.