Depending on what time of day you ask, Mike Huckabee is the front runner for the Republican Party’s nomination for President of the United States of America. Holy freakin’ shit. It’s bad enough watching these douchebags pay lip service to the separation of church and state while receiving campaign funding from evangelical coffers, but this quote just straight up blows my mind:

I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And thats what we need to do is amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than trying to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.

There it is, people. He wants to replace the Constitution with the Bible. Dare I point out a sampling of other nations who use so-called holy texts as the primary tool of government?

There is a part of me that admires the balls on this guy, to come right out and say it like that. But mostly I have to agree with an acquaintance who said, “[I’m] terrified of Mike Huckabee. He’s like a clown in the road at night!”

Ain’t no party like a Theocratic party
‘Cause the Theocratic party DOES NOT ALLOW PARTIES.
AT ALL. EVER.

I’m gonna go take a nap now.